Lyrics – When The Shit Hits The Fan

Gold And Glory

He that will steal a pin, will steal a better thing
That’s the way we do it
And now we are the mightiest pirates
All the world lies at your feet
And more

If someone wants to stop us, he can try it
You’re in over your head, so don’t try
This is going to happen willy-nilly
We do what we want, so can’t you hear our cries

Hey jo
Hey hey ho
Hey jo
Hey hey ho
Gold and glory
Here we go
We sail the seven seas
Hey jo
Hey hey ho
Hey jo
Hey hey ho
Gold and glory
There we go
This hoard belongs to me

Carry the treasure into the wide world and let the others know about it
Do not hesitate to spend everything
Where that comes from there’s a whole lot more

The raid is over we gonna have a break
Set sails and let’s head for the next port
Finally we reach the bloody island and seek the bar that’s called Tortuga Inn

Hey jo
Hey hey ho
Hey jo
Hey hey ho
Gold and glory
Here we go
We sail the seven seas
Hey jo
Hey hey ho
Hey jo
Hey hey ho
Gold and glory
There we go
This hoard belongs to me

Hey jo
Hey hey ho
Hey jo
Hey hey ho
Gold and glory
Here we go
We sail the seven seas
Hey jo
Hey hey ho
Hey jo
Hey hey ho
Gold and glory
There we go
This hoard belongs to me

Tortuga Inn

The sun is going down as we make for the port
But this town never sleeps
Lights of the drinking house sparkle in the streets
We stop by this dive tonight

From east where the moon meets the sea to the west
Hidden between a small bay
Let us celebrate our freedom today
The story begins another page

Now we can finally live as we want
That we owe to the gold
What do you want? We are here to drink beer!
And we did as we were told

How can it be this doesn’t change your mind?
Come by and be all eyes
Pirate gold is real and yes that’s for sure
No one can stop us anymore

Dancing and drinking in Tortuga Inn
Later at midnight is time for us to sin
Dancing and drinking in Tortuga Inn
Later at midnight is time for us to sin

An order yet another goes over the bar
Don’t you try to hide
Come over here to fill up my jar
I’ve never been denied

Now sun is rising we are leaving the bay
We have been drinking all night
We do not need a boating license, what a luck!
Let’s be off to the sea

Dancing and drinking in Tortuga Inn
Later at midnight is time for us to sin
Dancing and drinking in Tortuga Inn
Later at midnight is time for us to sin

Dancing and drinking in Tortuga Inn
Later at midnight is time for us to sin
Dancing and drinking in Tortuga Inn
Later at midnight is time for us to sin

Dancing and drinking in Tortuga Inn
Later at midnight is time for us to sin
Dancing and drinking in Tortuga Inn
Later at midnight is time for us to sin

Pirates Of The Sea

As we once found the hidden treasure
We took all riches in that night
Surrounded by loads of gold and silver
And as of now there is still no end in sight

No matter which four points of the compass
We sail across the seven seas
Wherever we are nothing stands in our way
Then we know it, we are forever free

We will rise again and our enemies will fall
Just walk away we’ll conquer it all, it all

We are the pirates of the sea
Together we stand and we life forever
We are the pirates of the sea
No one can stop us now

It’s happening, dire times are over
Yes we no longer need to hide
In the night we also hoist the Black Jack
Even under full moon we sail the low tide

We will rise again and our enemies will fall
Just walk away we’ll conquer it all, it all

We are the pirates of the sea
Together we stand and we life forever
We are the pirates of the sea
No one can stop us now

We are the pirates of the sea
Together we stand and we life forever
We are the pirates of the sea
No one can stop us now

We are the pirates of the sea
Together we stand and we life forever
We are the pirates of the sea
No one can stop us now

10 Little Pirates

One pirate went in a honky-tonk to drink a lot of beer
There he saw another one who didn’t show no fear

Two pirates sat on the shore at night and sang their pirate song
Then they heard another one who singing all along

Three pirates sinking with their ship on the stormy sea
Another one pulled them out and drank some rum with tea

One pirate walking home
But he didn’t go alone
Suddenly he’s got an idea
The next stop is right here!

Four pirates rushing in a bar and looking for a fight
It did not take for long until the next one was in sight

Five pirates stood on deck to drink many jugs of rum
The next one joined them instantly it meant a lot of fun

Six pirates were caught stealing and thus came into jail
After days of despair the next one posted bail

One pirate walking home
But he didn’t go alone
Suddenly he’s got an idea
The next stop is right here!

Seven pirates end up on the gallows side by side on a tree
One more shows up cuts the rope to lastly set them free

Eight pirates seized a merchantman and let them walk the plank
One more duck out off sight he thought it was a prank

Nine pirates found a treasure deeply hidden in a cave
One more hold out his hand whose name was Stinky Dave

Ten pirates have been cursed that night but none of them was scared
Nine of ten died in pain and one of them was spared

One pirate walking home
But he didn’t go alone
Suddenly he’s got an idea
The next stop is right here!

One pirate walking home
But he didn’t go alone
Suddenly he’s got an idea
The next stop is right here!

Appearances Are Deceptive

Look into my eyes
Can’t you see the lies?
The gold that we have found turned my body into disguise

Now it is your turn
Cities we will burn
Take revenge for ourselves
The pirates shall return

We are not the ones we seem to be
Don’t you see, life ain’t what it use to be
Give it up all your efforts are in vain
You cannot kill something that doesn’t bleed

Poison in my vein
Live begins to drain
Flowing quickly in the bodies affecting our brains

Get out of my way
Listen what I say!
There’s no way you can hide from us
We hunt you day by day

We are not the ones we seem to be
Don’t you see, life ain’t what it use to be
Give it up all your efforts are in vain
You cannot kill something that doesn’t bleed

We are not the ones we seem to be
Don’t you see, life ain’t what it use to be
Give it up all your efforts are in vain
You cannot kill something that doesn’t bleed

Ghost Dance

When the night falls shadows draw near
We set the seas in fright and fear
Everywhere looms the pirate sign
Forever we stand the test of time

Ghost dance
The moonlight shows what we are
Ghost dance
The midnight draws our scars

You think you know us, now that’s a lie
Look up into the gloomy sky
Ask the wind that whispers to you
Listen and you will find what’s true

Ghost dance
Nothing but skin and bones
Ghost dance
Hearts are made of stones

Ghost dance
Walking under the sea
Ghost dance
Gold the mysterious key

The full moon makes the spirits dance
It won’t reveal at first glance
Yet their love of gold became a dark romance

Ghost dance
This world is dark and gray
Ghost dance
The night turns into the day

I Am Sick Of This Shit

Every morning I wake up and look into my face
Day by day we go through hell, a long life without grace
We believed we would be better, just look what we’ve done!
Why do we deserve this life, without risk and fun?

Listen up!
The captain speaks!
She wants to change her plan
Stay on course and find the gold
Let’s go!
Do what you can!
You only dare come back to me once the last dime’s found
Follow me!
We’re razing all cities to the ground!
I am sick of this shit!

Drinking, tasting, living, feeling that was history
Eternal life without diseases, what a misery!
You think, we would be satisfied cause it’s a sacred gift!
You are mad, look at me, I don’t get your drift!

Listen up!
The captain speaks!
She wants to change her plan
Stay on course and find the gold
Let’s go!
Do what you can!
You only dare come back to me once the last dime’s found
Follow me!
We’re razing all cities to the ground!
I am sick of this shit

Our greed has dominated, let us settle down
A dreaded, evil pirate became a helpless little clown
But I’ll bring it back in order, I give you my word
No one dared to contradict her, not a sound was heard

Listen up!
The captain speaks!
She wants to change her plan
Stay on course and find the gold
Let’s go!
Do what you can!
You only dare come back to me once the last dime’s found
Follow me!
We’re razing all cities to the ground!
I am sick of this shit

What The Fuck!

If you walk you lose one foot
Your old bones break like glass
Your fingers are still sticking to the cup
Don’t forget your ass!

How low can you go?
A disgrace to the crew
Once we sailed across the sea
We had a life in this world
Now only skin and bones
Today the end has come
What has become of us?
We look like
What the fuck!

Look, your eye rolls across the table!
What’s going on with your face?
What a sight, you got no more hair!
The curse, it’s everyplace

How low can you go?
A disgrace to the crew
Once we sailed across the sea
We had a life in this world
Now only skin and bones
Today the end has come
What has become of us?
We look like
What the fuck!

How low can you go?
A disgrace to the crew
Once we sailed across the sea
We had a life in this world
Now only skin and bones
Today the end has come
What has become of us?
We look like
What the fuck!

Dead Man’s Chest

Once I heard the whispering voices talking in my head
We packed up our seven things and left our beds
Hurry, read the maps that are leading to the shore
Here we go, find the place where the gold has lain before

Recall the moment when the golden sun has shown the way
Chase the footprints in the sand, today is our day!
Never fear, run for it, we must be there soon!
Let’s get busy, we won’t be waiting for the moon

Dig the treasure out?
Put it back in?
She doesn’t know what the wants!

Find the evil black chest, dead man’s chest!
Follow the whispering voices in my head
Return all that gold into the chest, dead man’s chest!
Lift the curse and run as fast as you can

Our ancient bones are slowly coming back to life
After what seemed like ages we have got the price
It is over, don’t you believe, I won’t tell you no lie!
Off we go, hoist the flag, we sail into the sky!

What did the say?
Sail into the sky?
She can’t be serious!

Find the evil black chest, dead man’s chest!
Follow the whispering voices in my head
Return all that gold into the chest, dead man’s chest!
Lift the curse and run as fast as you can

She really means it!
That thing flies!
It’s the Flying Dutchman!

Find the evil black chest, dead man’s chest!
Follow the whispering voices in my head
Return all that gold into the chest, dead man’s chest!
Lift the curse and run as fast as you can